Add this to your arsenal of doubt-busters

OK, so everyone around you is having babies. And so, naturally, you think to yourself: What's wrong with me? Why am I not having babies? Here's something to answer your question, courtesy of the New York Times:

"... last week, a channel called BabyFirstTV, initially available to DirecTV subscribers, became the first 24-hour cable and satellite network to offer programming aimed at viewers between 6 months and 3 years old. "

Imagine, you're home and your tot is sitting googly-eyed in front of the television. What's on? Again, thank you NYTs:

"... when an on-screen graphic introduces a segment about giraffes, you can expect several minutes of grazing herbivores, and when a cartoon jigsaw puzzle assembles itself, you'd better believe its pieces will try every possible configuration before the picture is complete."

To that I say: "Yeek."
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