For those who don't get why people get all excited over newborns
The Onion has posted a hilarious "news" story about a baby that has no friends. Descriptions, like this one, of how the newborn behaves are dead on:
Visitors to the Goldsworthy home often report having negative first impressions of Joshua. Out-of-the-blue crying fits, the tendency to yank at loose hair and earrings, and copious drooling are just a few of the antisocial traits he displays. Neighbor Lena Osterberg said that, two weeks ago, she cut a visit to the Goldsworthy home short after the self-interested infant committed a "gross" indiscretion.
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Visitors to the Goldsworthy home often report having negative first impressions of Joshua. Out-of-the-blue crying fits, the tendency to yank at loose hair and earrings, and copious drooling are just a few of the antisocial traits he displays. Neighbor Lena Osterberg said that, two weeks ago, she cut a visit to the Goldsworthy home short after the self-interested infant committed a "gross" indiscretion.
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2 Comments:
THANK you for not having children. you're doing the world a favor!
To the breeder who wrote this comment: funny how the world is in the state it is in yet people like YOU continue to breed. Maybe people like YOU need to take a breeding break for a few centuries.
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